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Marketing Explained

Penjelasan sederhana tentang model-model marketing berikut ini memang luar biasa.
Saya copy-paste dari imel temen.

You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed,"
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say "May I," and reach up to straighten his tiebrushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed,"
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy.You talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the centre and shout at the top of your lungs, “I'm fantastic in bed!”
That's Junk Mail.


Dan mungkin saya bisa menambahkan satu lagi.
At the party, everyone listens to this lady. Surround her, node their head, and bought everything she said, "I wrote this book, and blog about it. I know how to make anyone fantastic in bed!"
That's Viral Marketing.
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Wira said :
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Kocak :mrgreen:, udah lama niat pengen masukin di friendster blog tapi udah sering beredar juga di bulletin.
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Wira said :
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Kocak, boleh juga buat koleksi di blog friendster nanti :mrgreen:
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andry said :
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Bulletin Friendster, Wir ?
Wah.. basbang-nya saya yang udah nggak pernah buka Friendster :mrgreen:
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naga said :
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knp semua dihubungkan dgn marketing dan embel2nya ya?
jangan2 setelah dia bilang "i'm fantastic in bed" and I cost....$
wah.....jadi ekonomi kan hubungannya...?
:roll: :mrgreen:
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doeljoni said :
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hubungannya bed ama marketing ?
hmm... andry punya profesi baru, GM ?

** kabur **
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rendy said :
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BAs..... BANG!
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dental said :
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:lol: huehuehu....
marketing dan tempat tidur..
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hericz said :
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Ah, andry pura-pura basbang, padahal ini pengalaman pribadi kan?

Tapi penjelasan mengenai viral marketing cukup jitu, aku baru ngerti sekarang maksudnya. huehuehue
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Azil Adi Permana Ph.D said :
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kalo di id-gmail, basbangTOTHEMAX. :oops:
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Ebo said :
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You’re a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, “I’m fantastic in bed, try me you'll be fantastic in bed too.. after that, you can ask 10 ladies or more a week, at least one of them will be interest to sleep with you. Then, you can tell them, how to be fantastic in bed too, then teach her how to reach another guys and tell all how fantastic she is..."
That’s MLM.
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Feb 14, 03:42 PM